Fluck

She calls you every two hours just to say, “I love you,” but it is actually a premise to check up on you. She refuses to accept that you have female friends. When you get home from your boys’ night out, you get an all-night interrogation She doesn’t like you to go anywhere without her. […]

Peace of mind about STDs. Assuming both of you are true to your vows of sexual fidelity, then you dont have to worry about contracting any (or any more) sexually transmitted infections. Monogamy is good for the world. Being a trusty monogamist is good citizenship as well as good karma: If youre faithful to your […]

The Too-Much-In-Love Couple Between the constant I love my honey sooooo much!! and I have the most amazing husband in the whole world!!! updates, these couples do proclaim too much. Their updates are filled with flowery adjectives and almost always include the words amazing, luckiest, and best! ever! Sometimes the updates are even addressed to […]